ARTI GREENBURGH is a 22 23 year old art teacher and loving life partner (he hopes).

he is a good jewish boy.

he adores his venipede HOLGA and his swadloon FUNICELLO.

he has a very large mouth and can fit lots of marshmallows within its confines.

he does not in fact live at school, contrary to what his students believe. there are times when he wishes he did though.

this scolipede likes cake!

this scolipede likes cake!

May 25th at 7PM / reblog / 1 note

clarinyet

i took exactly one private clarinet lesson when i was 10

the instructor guy farted audibly 5 minutes into the lesson and it didnt stop stinking until the lesson was over

is that standard for clarinet lessons or….?

gone swimmin

i just finished inputting grades so summer vacation can now officially begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time to be effectively unemployed for three months and live off my boyfriend

he has a pool and i have a pair of hot pink terrycloth shorts that i wear to swim

they were originally part of a two-piece set but marcie brammer (we were friends for like two whole years during high school) took the top half

i doubt she still has it. last i checked she dropped out of college and had kids

yourscenesucks… i think we need to have a talk 

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yourscenesucks… i think we need to have a talk 

disappointment

how am i supposed to loafgaze now???

May 15th at 4AM / reblog / 1 note

my father was trying to say both ‘art’ and ‘arthur’ at the same time so he called me ‘arth’

i love being arth

May 12th at 11PM / reblog / 1 note

does anybody else sing ‘i have to go to the bathroom’ to the tune of ‘for hes a jolly good fellow’ when they need to pee?

nope? just me? okay. just me.

grimsley “jewel” popov

it is 5:30 AM and i was trying to sleep but i got a phonecall from grimsley

i answered it

no greeting or anything, just a frankly quite beautiful baritone rendition of “you were meant for me” 

i sat through the whole thing and then he hung up

i fuzzily remember challenging him to learn that song a few months back

awesome job, grooky

May 8th at 4AM / reblog / 1 note
karynchaotic:

superseventies:

Cher with Gene Simmons and Meat Loaf, 1979.

OH MY GOD THAT LOAF

i cannot remember if i have ever expressed my views on meatloaf (the fat guy, not the feewd) but know right now that i feel positively about him

i am attracted to meatloaf




okay

karynchaotic:

superseventies:

Cher with Gene Simmons and Meat Loaf, 1979.

OH MY GOD THAT LOAF

i cannot remember if i have ever expressed my views on meatloaf (the fat guy, not the feewd) but know right now that i feel positively about him

i am attracted to meatloaf

okay

(Source: darkgypsylady)

May 3rd at 4AM / via: karynchaotic / op: darkgypsylady / reblog / 277 notes
i saw this and it is so cute that i kicked my boyfriend in the face

i saw this and it is so cute that i kicked my boyfriend in the face